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  • Filed by sjhoward at 00:00 on Thursday, 1st January 2009.
    Filed by sjhoward at 00:00 on Thursday, 1st January 2009 under Miscellaneous.

    Happy New Year to all! I wish you all the very best for 2009 and  beyond.



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    May Christmas be all you want it to be, and may 2009 bring peace, joy and prosperity to you and all around you. Merry Christmas, everyone! «

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    Filed by sjhoward at 22:36 on Wednesday, 24th December 2008.
    Filed by sjhoward at 22:36 on Wednesday, 24th December 2008 under News and Comment.

    It’s Christmas Eve, and I thought it’d only right and proper to wish all of my readers a Merry Christmas. But just as I was logging on to do so, a startling truth hit me between the eyes: Some of you don’t like sprouts.

    Such behaviour is intolerable. The liking or disliking of sprouts may be genetic, influenced by complex environmental factors, and perhaps innate, but it’s still absolutely wrong to dislike them.

    For those of you who are unaware, sprouts are extremely nutritious, not to mention delicious. In fact, sprouts are so wonderful that there is simply no other option than to eat them. Everybody in the world should eat sprouts - except, perhaps, those who chose to eat nothing at all.

    Climate change and the effect of carbon emissions on the environment are major challenges affecting the future of the world. But so is the curse of those people who choose not to eat sprouts. Curtailing this ridiculous behaviour is crucial to the future of the health of the world’s population.

    Just as the Pope sees the minority of people who choose to perform consensual ‘homosexual acts’ in their own home as a target for our derision, I view the subset of society who dislike sprouts as worthy of insult. Just as the Pope believes that homosexuals need to be ’saved’, I believe the same is true of sprout haters. And just as the Pope believes it reasonable to openly discriminate against the gay community, I will henceforth not accept any input into this website from evil detractors of the sprout. And I would most certainly never offer employment to those nasty, evil, unnatural non-sprout-eaters in any area of life.

    Since you have just about as much control of your sexuality as over your sprout preference, I do not think this is unreasonable.

    So, to those of you who faithfully read my site and enjoy a healthy serving of sprouts on a regular basis: Merry Christmas.

    To the rest of you: Burn in hell.

    [ Competing Interests: It just so happens that I can't stand sprouts. ]



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    My Gordon Brown nose-picking vid is 8th in an NHS Blog Doctor vote of reasons he’s unfit to lead. Gratifying for me, less so for democracy. «

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    Whatever Stephen Fry says, I still want a Blackberry Storm… But I can’t have one because the meanies at Vodafone won’t give me one :-( «

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    My inner pedant would like to point out to the media at large that Poundstretcher is not a single price point store. Everything is NOT £1… «

    Poundland and Poundworld, on the other hand, do offer a single price point, which doubtless won’t be changed after next week’s VAT cut. «

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    John Sergeant being bullied out of Strictly Come Dancing must surely mark a low point in reality TV - the viewers’ votes no longer matter «

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    Given that Ikea’s fit together like a dream, how can Argos produce flatpacks seemingly inspired by the Intelligence round of Krypton Factor? «

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    Filed by sjhoward at 07:21 on Tuesday, 18th November 2008.
    Filed by sjhoward at 07:21 on Tuesday, 18th November 2008 under News and Comment, Responses.

    Yesterday, Barnardo’s released the results of a survey of 2,000 adults which revealed that 54% felt that children in the UK behave like animals. That’s strong and, frankly, scary stuff… Clearly not enough people have been reading this site.

    The very same day, one of my blogging colleagues over at Crashed Pips used the story to deliver an almighty harangue against BBC News’s Have Your Say feature. I’m sorry, Jonathan, but in this case I just can’t agree.

    You see, I find some comments on Have Your Say as amusing as the next guy. I greatly appreciate the efforts of site like spEak You’re bRanes in putting the funniest and most ridiculous contributions directly in front of my eyes via Google Reader.

    Yet, like the BBC Radio 5 Live Phone-in, in amongst the utter banality lies the occasional sparkling diamond - one of those moments where you finally understand why your opinion is so disconnected from that of almost everybody else, and perhaps come to appreciate the frame of reference the rest of the world is using.

    Given, then, that I was so utterly dumbfounded to discover that the majority of adults apparently view children as feral, the Have Your Say discussion plays a vital role: It allows the seemingly idiotic majority to explain and justify their views. After having the pleasure of reading a couple of pages of comments, it’s suddenly much clearer that the majority is primarily made up of those who fervently believe the misleading impression of youth generated by the media. This allows my breathing to steady, my pulse to slow, and me to continue with daily life.

    My point is that this is the kind of story where Have Your Say is anything but useless: It allows for clearer expansion and explanation of the nation’s feelings on a topic and hence adds to the reportage. A Have Your Say topic about living with Blackberries, with a tenuous link to the Presidential style of Barack Obama, is clearly less enlightening.

    Now, there’s just one other thing puzzling me about Jonathan’s post: He says that, in the minds of the masses,

    anyone under 25 who speaks with a slight accent and wears a hoody isautomatically a troublemaker

    I’m under 25, speak with a slight accent, and quite often wear a cardigan. What the hell does that make me?



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    Antiques Roadshow beat I’m A Celeb in the ratings, winning almost as many viewers as X Factor: At last, a victory for timeless, quality TV. «

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