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    The dog spanks the man

    An extract from a typically hilarious piece from little.red.boat:

    Why would I buy sausages? Because if I buy sausages, there is growing evidence that beginning to cook them will summon the vigilante CGI deathdog, who will perform some random act of humilation-based sado-sexual act on me, while my loved ones stand idly by.

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