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  • Filed at 22:09 on 28th December 2005.
    Filed by sjhoward at 22:09 on Wednesday, 28th December 2005 under Miscellaneous.

    If this doesn’t scare you, nothing will…

    Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach — and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    “I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams,” the rattled bachelor later admitted. “And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she’d said she would.

    “But when I got close, she turned around — and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn’t know what to say. All I could think was, ‘Oh my God! it’s Mama!’ “

    And it gets worse…

    …a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark…

    Read the whole thing. And be afraid. Be very afraid.



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