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The Labour Party are at is again, clearly not having learned from their last disastrous email attempt, which was widely criticised. And, unbelievably, they still aren’t publicising anything about their policies – just attacking the Conservatives, as usual…
I once got a computerised letter from the New Statesman that said ‘Dear John O’Farrell, subscribe now and get a free copy of Things Can Only Get Better by John O’Farrell’.
How fascinating. There’s a good reason for me to vote for you, if ever there was one.
I’m emailing you as a fellow supporter,
But I don’t support Labour!
don’t worry you don’t have to buy the book.
What a relief. Isn’t your sense of humour just spot-on?!
Anyway, as a Labour activist who has helped the party lose elections at every level, I have been asked to say why I’m going out leafleting for Labour for the general election and why I hope you’ll volunteer to do something too.
Well you certainly weren’t asked to do so by me, so why has this ended up clogging my inbox?
Everyone agrees the election, whenever that may come, is going to be the closest since 1992 and it is perfectly possible that the Tories could defy the polls to win power as they did in 1970.
Possibly the only sentence in this whole email I don’t have a problem with.
A major factor between now and polling day is how many Labour supporters we can mobilise. As Voltaire said; ‘All that is necessary for the Tories to triumph is that Labour Party supporters do nothing.’ (Okay, it’s a very loose translation.)
Oh, there you are with the humour again. Stop it, or I’ll giggle my socks off.
Like me, you may not agree with everything that has happened since 1997,
but come election time we cannot risk throwing away all the fantastic achievements of the past eight years.
But can we afford not to throw away all of the terrible disasters and failures of the past eight years?
If we sit back and do nothing now, we’ll be turning our backs on all the millions who’ve had their lives radically improved by the minimum wage or Working Families Tax Credit not to mention the millions of people in the third world who’ve benefited from the massive increase in overseas aid.
Equally, if we support you, we’d turn our back on the millions of bereaved relatives in Iraq, not to mention the millions of people in this country who’ve suffered from increased council tax and top-up fees.
This isn’t emotional blackmail. Oh all right, it is emotional blackmail, but what the hell?
Well, Alan Milburn said you’d do anything to win the election. Clearly, blackmail isn’t beyond you. But what should be expect from a party with a culture of lying, sleaze, and revolving doors?
It is vital that we get our leaflets through millions of letter boxes over the next few weeks – otherwise those rabid Rottweilers waiting on the other side of the door will have nothing to rip to shreds.
Again with the humour! You’re killing me! My sides are splitting!
But if you think those dogs are scary, just imagine Michael Howard on the other side of that front door in Downing Street the morning after the election…
Good at name-calling, aren’t you? Michael Howard’s been Fagin, a Pig, and now a Dog. I’m quite impressed. Certainly valid political arguments, and clear policies of what you plan to do better.
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Given up on Tony Blair apparently sending emails, then?
Oh grief, there’s more!
The Labour Party machine has dragged me in to harass you into campaigning.
Presumably because they don’t want anyone from the Party doing that, because we wouldn’t beleive what they were telling us.
So I’ll be emailing you from now until the election.
If your friends and family would like to sign up, they just need to follow the link:
Believe me, they don’t.