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Warning: This post was published more than 12 years ago.

I keep old posts on the site because sometimes it's interesting to read old content. Not everything that is old is bad. Also, I think people might be interested to track how my views have changed over time: for example, how my strident teenage views have mellowed and matured!

But given the age of this post, please bear in mind:

  • My views might have changed in the 12 years since I wrote this post.
  • This post might use language in ways which I would now consider inappropriate or offensive.
  • Factual information might be outdated.
  • Links might be broken; embedded material might not appear properly.

Many thanks for your understanding.

An extract from a typically hilarious piece from little.red.boat:

Why would I buy sausages? Because if I buy sausages, there is growing evidence that beginning to cook them will summon the vigilante CGI deathdog, who will perform some random act of humilation-based sado-sexual act on me, while my loved ones stand idly by.

Click here to read the full post.

This 474th post was filed under: Headliner.






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HP Support Blog: The conclusion (published 8th November 2006)

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