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I have found an accompaniment to “The Book”. It shall henceforth be known as “The Video”. It’s on archive.org.

Warning: Do not do what I did and drink whilst watching this. I nearly choked at one point (“Say, you know something?”, “No, what?”, “I had a wet dream last night.”, “Wet dream? What’s that?”). Yes kids, this is sex-ed 1950’s US style. And to think they’re having the “Abstinence Plus” debate about school sex-ed now – they were teaching a whole lot more than that back then!

If you enjoy it, then you might also like to try Are You Popular (perhaps made especially for people like…well, I wouldn’t be cruel enough to name names, but JRC knows who), and Better Use of Leisure Time, which is funny because of the way Americans say “Leisure”, amongst other things.

Have fun, and remember, don’t go parking in cars with the guys – it WON’T make you popular.

Originally posted on The LBSC

This 25th post was filed under: Miscellaneous.

Can I Sue?

As everybody knows (don’t you?), David Sneddon was the winner of last year’s Fame Academy. So, when it was mentioned on Celebdaq last night that you would be surprised at what you’d find on www.davidsneddon.com, I was obivously curious and decided to have a look.

Admittedly, I was surprised, but the guest on the show was Joe Mace, children’s TV presenter. Therefore, the content I discovered was, well, not what you’d expect to be mentioned on BBC Three. Can I now sue them for destroying my mind? I suspect not.

Because I never read dialog boxes and always just click OK, I’ve managed to install some of my laptop software in Portuguese. Oops. So I’ve just typed into Google Translation the default power management option, to see if I can work out how it is setup. Apparently, I’m currently on “Maximum performance with piles”. I suspect a little has been lost in the translation.

Anyway, as no-one else want to post here right now, that’s your lot for the mo. Come back soon for much more from the world of…well…me. Or add another hit to the 12000+ already accumulated at www.sjhoward.co.uk. In the mean time, be good…or at least get good at being baaad (oo-er)! Bye!

Originally posted on The LBSC

This 24th post was filed under: Miscellaneous.

Correction

Just to share with you – my B in English is now actually an A. College rang me to let me know that there had been a clerical error at the exam board, and the module on which I got 14/90 on my results sheet should actually have been 87/90. Therefore, I have six A-grade A-Levels.

Thank you for your attention.

Originally posted on The LBSC

This 23rd post was filed under: Exams.




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