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Lecture Notes

I know I’m a medical student and should have gotten over the laughing thing, but when one lecture has eighty-three pages of accompanying notes, I think I can be forgiven for amusing myself with these particular quotes…

“Smelly wind is not your fault”

“Worse still, some of these smelly gases are absorbed into the blood stream and excreted in the breath as well, so that you may smell at both ends: Be warned”

“If you think you have excessive flatus count every time you break wind – even the little silent ones – for a day or so. (If you break wind less than 40 times a day you are normal)”

“It’s natural to feel strongly about stools or faeces”

Originally posted on The LBSC

This post was filed under: University.

More from the Parish

Blair, March 2003: “I have never put our justification for action as regime change.”

Blair, September 2003: “I can only go one way, I’ve not got a reverse gear”

Blair, March 2004: “We surely have a responsibility to act when a nation’s people are subjected to a regime such as Saddam’s”

Choice Quotes from the 2001 Manifesto:

  • “We have a global responsibility to play our part in reducing international conflict”
  • “Our armed forces are the best in the world at … keeping the peace where they can.”
  • “We will not introduce ‘top-up’ fees and have legislated to prevent them.”
  • “We will ensure that the [university] funding system continues to promote access and excellence.”
  • “With Labour, by 2004 patients will be able to see a GP within 48 hours”
  • “We will give every citizen a personal smartcard containing key medical data giving access to their medical records.”

Originally posted on The LBSC

This post was filed under: Politics.

Dasani

Excuse me for lowering the tone of this otherwise high-brow symposium of knowledge, but let me share this with you…

Coke’s new Bottled Water product, Dasani (sourced from their Kent Factory Mains Supply – this is no joke, it really is) has a website. If you go to said website and click on downloads you access this somewhat unusual and unorthodox slogan for the product…

“Can’t Live Without Spunk”

That’s one brand of bottled water I won’t be drinking.

Originally posted on The LBSC

This post was filed under: Miscellaneous.




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