Spam
I’m a reasonable guy. No, really, I am. But there’s something I don’t get. Since the beginning of April, via the wonders of spam, I have been offered:
- 3312 hours free online with AOL
- 45 dates with singles in my area
- 2250 business cards saving me £675
- Almost 5ft of penis extensions
- A 17inch increase in penis girth
- 16 sets of Iraq’s Most Wanted playing cards
- 23 bj’s
- 62 refinance mortgages
- 64 free mobile phones
Can someone explain the concept to me using small words and visual aids?
Originally posted on The LBSC
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tayla responds »
can i have you home addy plz
» This comment was received at 06:02 on 10 July 06
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sjhoward responds, »
No.
» This comment was received at 09:23 on 10 July 06
Marty83 responds »
hey mate just found your site and its great, i’ve got work in 7 hours at, you guessed it homebase. they expect me to open the store and be duty manager for 6 quid an hour. came to think of it migth throw a sicky.
» This comment was received at 00:53 on 13 August 06
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sjhoward responds, »
If you’re anything like I used to be, you’ll know exactly how much you’re being paid, right down to the minute. It was the only way to get through the day…
I was just recalling the other day the joy of being told by a manager “The bucket at the other end of the store is missing the drip from the ceiling - could you move it please?”, meaning that I had to stop what I was doing to move a bucket by no more than an inch which the manager had obviously seen not catching the drip, yet clearly decided to use his management ’skill’ to solve the problem, rather than actually move the bucket. So, you know, if you played your duty manager role accordingly, it might not be so bad.
Actually, this is the same manager who made me clean up a spilled tin of paint with paper towels. Great guy.
» This comment was received at 07:55 on 13 August 06
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