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This post was published more than 12 years ago

I keep old posts on the site because I often enjoy reading old content on other people's sites. It can be interesting to see how views have changed over time: for example, how my strident teenage views have, to put it mildly, mellowed.

I'm not a believer in brushing the past under the carpet. I've written some offensive rubbish on here in the past: deleting it and pretending it never happened doesn't change that. I hope that stumbling across something that's 12 years old won't offend anyone anew, because I hope that people can understand that what I thought and felt and wrote about then is probably very different to what I think and feel and wrote about now. It's a relic of an (albeit recent) bygone era.

So, given the age of this post, please bear in mind:

  • My views may well have changed in the last 12 years. I have written some very silly things over the years, many of which I find utterly cringeworthy today.
  • This post might use words or language in ways which I would now consider highly inappropriate, offensive, embarrassing, or all three.
  • Factual information might be outdated.
  • Links might be broken, and embedded material might not appear properly.

Okay. Consider yourself duly warned. Read on...

aPhoneToday, AQA 63336 (my part-time employers) are launching a brand new concept in mobile phones, with the aPhone (click here for the Press release).

This incredible device, costing only £1 and compatible with all mobile networks, can answer any question posed. In tests, it correctly answered over 5 million questions, and is being compared to the ‘Guide’ in the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. Customers can test the mobile’s answering capabilities through this page on the AQA website.

This represents a huge leap forward in mobile technology, and at an RRP of just £1, it’s likely to take the mobile world by storm. So make sure you get down to your local mobile phone retailer today, because this amazing new phone is sure to sell out fast.

This 1,090th post was filed under: News and Comment, Technology.

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Comments and responses

Comment from James Escritt


by James Escritt

Comment posted at 09:22 on 1st April 2007.

Had me and the band fooled for a moment,then we looked at the date.
April 1st. Nice one !!!
Keep a look out for the band ,they are going places.


Comment from Coire


by Coire

Comment posted at 12:15 on 1st April 2007.

:oP


Trackback from elsewhere on the site



Trackback received at 01:42 on 2nd April 2007.

This post has been referenced by another on this site:
sjhoward.co.uk » Yup, aPhone was aPhoney


Comment from James Escritt


by James Escritt

Comment posted at 08:23 on 17th August 2008.

There is absolutely no truth in the rumour that I am a piss artiste.
If people persist in spreading this I will have no option but to instruct my solicitor

Mr Rikki Shagnasty of
Sue,Grabbit & Run

Good Day


Comment from Milzz :) x


by Milzz :) x

Comment posted at 10:08 on 12th December 2008.

wow 🙂


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