Diary for Saturday, 19th April 2008
Umbrella Watch (especially for Steve): Whilst the umbrella is still working admirably, its string handle has disintergrated. Frankly, I never really liked it anyway. «
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Comment from Mort Karman
09.22, 22/04/2008
Now there is an Arab Lorena Bobbit.
Some years ago Lorena Bobbit and her husband, John Wayne Bobbit, were having an argument, She later said it was because he always wanted rough sex.
She waited until he was asleep and cut off his penis.
The penis was later reattached and John Wayne Bobbit went on to father at least one child and become a porno star. (He would actually get swell paid for showing people the “booboo.”)
Lorena went to prison for awhile.
So far as I know she never married again.
Perhos because men had long memories.
Now a similar incident has taken place in Pakistan.
A 31 year old married woman has chopped off the penis of her 24 year old lover because he married his cousin after promising to marry her if she got a divorce.
Souds like she invited him to her home for a last romp in the hay and gave him sleeping pills and when he dropped off, she chopped off.
Unlike Bobbit, Pakistani doctors say they can’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.
The woman has been jailed.
And for Steve, It was raimning when the poor man went to his former girlfriend’s apaprtment for t he tryst, so he took his umbrella with him.’So far as is known,, the penis did not drop into the umbrella.
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