Things you won’t hear in the forthcoming general election
It’s actually worrying how true this is. And it made me smile.
All we need now is to elect me as leader of the Conservative party. I’m not a Conservative, but Blair’s not a Labourite and that didn’t make much difference. I’d soon beat some sense into Mr Blair. Mr Howard does a reasonable job, until he decides to go into self-destruct mode, annoucing silly populist policies. I’d be much better. And my surname fits.
This post was filed under: Election 2005.