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This post was published more than 15 years ago

I keep old posts on the site because I often enjoy reading old content on other people's sites. It can be interesting to see how views have changed over time: for example, how my strident teenage views have, to put it mildly, mellowed.

I'm not a believer in brushing the past under the carpet. I've written some offensive rubbish on here in the past: deleting it and pretending it never happened doesn't change that. I hope that stumbling across something that's 15 years old won't offend anyone anew, because I hope that people can understand that what I thought and felt and wrote about then is probably very different to what I think and feel and wrote about now. It's a relic of an (albeit recent) bygone era.

So, given the age of this post, please bear in mind:

  • My views may well have changed in the last 15 years. I have written some very silly things over the years, many of which I find utterly cringeworthy today.
  • This post might use words or language in ways which I would now consider highly inappropriate, offensive, embarrassing, or all three.
  • Factual information might be outdated.
  • Links might be broken, and embedded material might not appear properly.

Okay. Consider yourself duly warned. Read on...

The only two jokes I’ve read on the internet recently that literally made me laugh out loud (and they’re all strangely on the same topic…):

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms — so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny — I dreamed I was skiing!”

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.”

Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know who to fire.”

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don’t know what to do?”

Barbara replied, “You’d better jack off. I’ve got a headache.”

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you’ve got to help me! My penis is turning orange!” The doctor says,” Well, what do you do for a living?” The man replies, “I’m unemployed. I just sit at home all day eating Cheetos and watching pornos.”

Originally posted on The LBSC

This 28th post was filed under: Headliner.

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What I’ve been reading this month / June 2019, 6 minutes long

Californian taxis, gun ownership and democracy / May 2019, 9 minutes long

The assassination of JFK / May 2019, 6 minutes long

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Some random old posts

Iraq: Three years on / March 2006, 11 minutes long

Irritating front-loading on news programmes / April 2006, 3 minutes long

Script writers needed / January 2006, Less than a minute long

The G8 and alleviating world debt / June 2005, 3 minutes long

Alastair Campbell and ‘screwing up’ / June 2007, 4 minutes long

How David shrank as he faced Goliath / January 2005, Less than a minute long


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Comment from sjhoward (author of the post)


by sjhoward

Comment posted at 00:53 on 26th August 2005.

Yes, I can count to three. But maybe that was more of a challenge back in 2003.


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