To mark the special occasion of the First Anniversary of my First Post on the LBSC, I shall repost the Genesis of my time on this board…

Spam

I’m a reasonable guy. No, really, I am. But there’s something I don’t get. Since the beginning of April, via the wonders of spam, I have been offered:
- 3312 hours free online with AOL
- 45 dates with singles in my area
- 2250 business cards saving me £675
- Almost 5ft of penis extensions
- A 17inch increase in penis girth
- 16 sets of Iraq’s Most Wanted playing cards
- 23 bj’s
- 62 refinance mortgages
- 64 free mobile phones

Can someone explain the concept to me using small words and visual aids?

So what’s changed since this time last year?

• I get a lot more spam, though not so many Penis Extensions any more.
• I have a nephew
• I have five more A-Levels
• I have seven months of medical training
• I’m a little less reasonable, and a little more eccentric
• I now have one of the mobile phone contracts whose adverts used to annoy me
• I’m a year older
• My email address has changed
• I have much larger debts
• I no longer work at Homebase
• I still post on here
• I’ve developed an un(?)healthy liking for Apple Juice
• I spend most of my time in a completely different part of the country
• For the most part, I have completely different friends
• I tend to get headaches more frequently
• I shower, rather than bath, more often
• I still eat Honey Loops for breakfast
• I now drink from plastic cups and eat off paper plates
• I get out more

So there you go.

Just in case you’re worried, this post isn’t coming to you live, it was pre-recorded last week. I don’t usually pre-record my posts, but I wanted this one to be just right.

Originally posted on The LBSC