Spotted outside the Holiday Hypermarket on Teesside Retail Park.

Not sure that ‘2 Free Kids’ is exactly what they meant. But then, this is Stockton, so it’s difficult to be sure…

I guess the most important question is: If you get two free kids when you buy a holiday, do you have to take them with you? Because that could be mighty inconvenient. Off you go to book your honeymoon at the Holiday Hypermarket, and ‘ey up, you’ve got two new screaming kids to take with you. It’s certainly a worry.