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Hold up! Before you read on, please read this...

This post was published more than 14 years ago

I keep old posts on the site because I often enjoy reading old content on other people's sites. Not everything that is old is bad. It can be interesting to see how views have changed over time: for example, how my strident teenage views have mellowed and matured.

But given the age of this post, please bear in mind:

  • My views might very well have changed in the 14 years since I wrote this post. I have written some very silly things over the years, many of which I find pretty embarrassing today.
  • This post might use language in ways which I would now consider highly inappropriate or offensive.
  • Factual information might be outdated.
  • Links might be broken; embedded material might not appear properly.

Okay. Consider yourself duly warned. Read on...

Excuse me for lowering the tone of this otherwise high-brow symposium of knowledge, but let me share this with you…

Coke’s new Bottled Water product, Dasani (sourced from their Kent Factory Mains Supply – this is no joke, it really is) has a website. If you go to said website and click on downloads you access this somewhat unusual and unorthodox slogan for the product…

“Can’t Live Without Spunk”

That’s one brand of bottled water I won’t be drinking.

Originally posted on The LBSC

This 75th post was filed under: Headliner.

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Comments and responses

Comment from i'm always rite


by i'm always rite

Comment posted at 12:42 on 5th September 2005.

Dasani “purified” water is a load of rubbish i think the coca cola manager should be shot


Comment from sjhoward (author of the post)


by sjhoward

Comment posted at 16:44 on 5th September 2005.

Eeek – A little bit harsh!


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