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Hold up! Before you read on, please read this...

This post was published more than 15 years ago

I keep old posts on the site because I often enjoy reading old content on other people's sites. It can be interesting to see how views have changed over time: for example, how my strident teenage views have, to put it mildly, mellowed.

I'm not a believer in brushing the past under the carpet. I've written some offensive rubbish on here in the past: deleting it and pretending it never happened doesn't change that. I hope that stumbling across something that's 15 years old won't offend anyone anew, because I hope that people can understand that what I thought and felt and wrote about then is probably very different to what I think and feel and wrote about now. It's a relic of an (albeit recent) bygone era.

So, given the age of this post, please bear in mind:

  • My views may well have changed in the last 15 years. I have written some very silly things over the years, many of which I find utterly cringeworthy today.
  • This post might use words or language in ways which I would now consider highly inappropriate, offensive, embarrassing, or all three.
  • Factual information might be outdated.
  • Links might be broken, and embedded material might not appear properly.

Okay. Consider yourself duly warned. Read on...

Barbie, the bitch!

Here’s what I’ve had to eat and drink so far today…

12.53pm
250 ml tap water

14.13pm
1 After Eight mint

14.40pm
30g Honey Loops with 200ml semi-skimmed milk
200ml of tea with semi-skimmed milk and 1 sugar

16.21pm
55g of Skittles

I’m now off to find some tea.

Originally posted on The LBSC

This 73rd post was filed under: Headliner.

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Comments and responses

Comment from Anonymous


by Anonymous

Comment posted at 18:26 on 14th December 2005.

Barbie Dollsa website providing a guide to various kinds of Barbie dolls (edit)


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Trackback received at 09:48 on 10th February 2006.

This post has been referenced by another on this site:
sjhoward.co.uk » World’s most famous couple together again


Comment from Anonymous


by Anonymous

Comment posted at 14:38 on 15th January 2007.

man why did you call barbie that barbie is the sweeteest chik i know and ken maybe you’rre just not hot enough :mrgreen::lol::lol::roll:stop being such a baybe

love -barbies sista


Comment from sjhoward (author of the post)


by sjhoward

Comment posted at 14:43 on 15th January 2007.

Hey, it’s okay… I like them again now. 😉

See here: http://sjhoward.co.uk/archive/2006/02/10/worlds-most-famous-couple-together-again


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