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Valentine’s Shock: Barbie Dumps Ken for another Man!

Hold up!

See that little date above?

This post was published years ago.

My opinions have changed over time: I think it's quite fun to keep old posts online so that you can see how that has happened. The downside is that there are posts on this site that express views that I now find offensive, or use language in ways I'd never dream of using it today.

I don't believe in airbrushing history, but I do believe that it's important to acknowledge the obvious: some of what I've written in the past has been crap. Some of it was offensive. Some of it was offensively bad. And there's may be some brass among the muck (you can make up your own mind on that).

Some of what I've presented as my own views has been me—wittingly or unwittingly—posturing without having considered all the facts. In a few years, I'll probably think the same about what I'm writing today, and I'm fine with that. Things change. People grow. Society moves forward.

The internet moves on too, which means there might be broken links or embedded content that fails to load. If you're unlucky, that might mean that this post makes no sense at all.

So please consider yourself duly warned: this post is an historical artefact. It's not an exposition of my current views nor a piece of 'content' than necessarily 'works'.

You may now read on... and in most cases, the post you're about to read is considerably shorter than this warning box, so brace for disappointment.

Barbie, the bitch!

Here’s what I’ve had to eat and drink so far today…

12.53pm
250 ml tap water

14.13pm
1 After Eight mint

14.40pm
30g Honey Loops with 200ml semi-skimmed milk
200ml of tea with semi-skimmed milk and 1 sugar

16.21pm
55g of Skittles

I’m now off to find some tea.

Originally posted on The LBSC

This post was filed under: Miscellaneous.

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Comments and responses

Comment from Anonymous


    18.26, 14/12/2005

Barbie Dollsa website providing a guide to various kinds of Barbie dolls (edit)


Trackback from elsewhere on the site



09:48
10th February 2006.

This post has been referenced by another on this site:
sjhoward.co.uk » World’s most famous couple together again


Comment from Anonymous


    14.38, 15/01/2007

man why did you call barbie that barbie is the sweeteest chik i know and ken maybe you’rre just not hot enough :mrgreen::lol::lol::roll:stop being such a baybe

love -barbies sista


Comment from sjhoward (author of the post)


    14.43, 15/01/2007

Hey, it’s okay… I like them again now. 😉

See here: http://sjhoward.co.uk/archive/2006/02/10/worlds-most-famous-couple-together-again




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